The Silly Season...

The silly season has started for leading Presidential candidates even though the real election is still 19 months away.
I overheard these two rumors/stories while eating breakfast this morning in a local restaurant:
Barack Obama has had his political operatives kidnap his white grandmother and stash her in a closet somewhere. Supposedly this is because the Senator from Illinois doesn’t want the black community to know that he is half white.
Judith Giuliani, Rudy’s third wife used to kill puppies for a living when she was married to her first husband. This is the real reason she didn’t want you to know about her first marriage.
Expect to hear similar nonsense as other candidates jockey for their respective parties’ nominations.