Thursday, June 01, 2006

Bee Betting...

More proof that our culture is going straight to hell:

Tonight the finals of the National Spelling Bee will be televised on ABC.
Did you know that you can place bets on the Spelling Bee which consists of children 9 to 14 years of age?
The following “prop bets” are available with the current corresponding odds:
Will the winner be male or female?
Male: 5/7 (a $7 bet wins you $5); Female: 5/4
Will the winner be listed as "homeschooled"?
No: 1/3; Yes: 5/2
Will the winner be wearing glasses?
No: 4/7; Yes: 3/2
Will the winner be from east/west of Mississippi River?
East: 2/3; West: 4/3
The championship word will contain how many letters?
Over 10.5: 2/3; Under 10.5: 4/3
Will the championship word contain an "e"?
Yes: 5/9; No: 8/5
Will the championship word have alternate pronunciations?
No: 2/7; Yes: 3/1
Will the champion have a name no one can pronounce?
Yes: 1/9.
There are odds on the kids available too, if you are a wagering insider..

Is there anything else we can do to ruin a good thing?

5 Comments:

At 10:10 PM , Blogger Humour and last laugh said...

who are the kids on the photos?

 
At 11:40 PM , Blogger jipzeecab said...

They are children who competed last year. Two of them were competing again this year..one a boy, Samir Patel, was favored to win but he didn't finish in the top twenty.

 
At 10:01 PM , Blogger Humour and last laugh said...

Yes jip. I too heard Indian-origin school kids do well in mathematics and language there. So I asked. regards.

 
At 5:57 PM , Blogger Hale McKay said...

I watched part of it when there were only four kids left. (Like an NBA game, you wait until the last half of the last quarter to tune in.)
...If i remember correctly, the winiing word did not contain an "e.
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At 10:38 AM , Blogger starbender said...

Greed! I swear it has infiltrated every aspect of our lives....
If U can't make money off it-what good is it? --how sad :"(
They say in the end of days everything good is bad and everything bad is good!
Looks like it's here if ya ask me!
Be afraid-Be Very Affraid!
Muuhahahahahaaa!
;]

 

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